Findings:
- How Pac-Man got his name
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- How to pass a piss test
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Passing the guard
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- Giving a cat oral medication
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- how Wiener found his way home
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- A man's got to know his limitations
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- After E.E. Cummings, after his era passed away came
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Taking a multiple choice test
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- How to fail a class
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- something my Torts professor said before we left class
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
- How the American flag got raped
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- How Eulenspiegel placed himself inside his horse
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How to pass freshman engineering
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
- Effective pass rushing in the Madden series
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
- Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
- Cheating in high school math class
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- How to buy a BATF Class III item
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- the places that I knew before you
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
- Johnny Got His Gun
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Six Men Got On in the World
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
- How Maria got herself a pussy
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How we were, before you were
- How Greg got the Prosperity Baby-Proofed
- How the Scarecrow Displayed His Wisdom
- How King Siggeir wedded Signy, and bade King Volsung and his son to Gothland
- How the King Changed His Mind
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How Man creates his Gods
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- How Helgi, the son of Sigmund, won King Hodbrod and his Realm, and wedded Sigurn
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How the red barn passes
- How to test if a knife is sharp
- How to design a psychological test
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- how I knew I loved you
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
- How we were, before we were
- Shower Kletic
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- before common era
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- Before the Rain
- The Island of the Day Before
- Before and After Science
- pearls before swine
- Before Thinking
- JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
- Laugh at yourself before others do
- csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
- Cybersex before it was cool
- Chronology of communication before electricity
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Vaguer than before. Slip.
- Ground rush
- Wei Chi, before completion
- Think before you speak
- Before Choice Disturbs
- I am but a moth before your flame
- Before Choice Disturbs Poem
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- the days before porn
- A buddha before history
- RFC 1882
- Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
- It's All Been Done Before
- The impending nickname shortage
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- Before you ask a question
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- If I should die before I wake
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
- Before Night Falls
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
- The Night Before
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Service Before Self
- Before Time Was
- A Love Before Time
- before the mast
- naked before you
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- Shake Before Using...
- We've heard it all before
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Just a word before tomorrow
- letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
- Sobering up before going to bed
- My life closed twice before its close
- The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
- color photography before color film
- Twas the night before eye surgery
- make before break
- break before make
- Pride Goeth Before a Fall
- Photography and religion
- Before the Flood
- Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- A Hymn Before Battle
- Don't Leave Before the Miracle
- Eighteen seconds before sunrise
- Egypt before Nasser
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