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• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• The times when it's OK to not pay attention to your surroundings
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• you're waiting with your heart in hand
• Attention Slut
• You're too young to be so old
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're playing you, now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• you're so full of shit you need your own sewer system
• Attention has been paid
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• You're My Honeybunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• your mother is a whore and you're a rotten criminal
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• You're So Vain
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• you're respected by the people you know? you're doing something wrong
• attention span
• Treatment options for Attention Deficit Disorder
• You're Only Old Once!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• inhale, inhale, you're the victim
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• you're my vibrato
• attention unit
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're too good to be human
• You're running Linux on what?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Attention
• Attention Conservation Notice
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Australia You're Standing In It
• When you're home alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
• the new model for paying artists
• You're not a monk
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• you're my vibrator
• Attention Scum
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• shortcut attention span (document)
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You know you're a geek when...
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• love vs. my attention span
• I love paying for sex
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Attention seeker
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're not alone
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Collision avoidance technique
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• medical attention
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• 14 lies and you're done
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• hunger for attention
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• Never look like you're staring
• You're In The Air
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Swing when you're winning

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