Findings:

• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• only then will we be safe from each other
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• You will be assimilated
• Carl Everett
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• It will never be just you
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will always be weird inside
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• It must be New Years Eve again
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• there will be a last
• I will always be in the details
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This love will be your downfall.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• the world will be remade in our image
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Everything will be alright
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be your young sinner
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will be light
• How To Be Funny
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What life after death will really be like
• There will be time
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• not as funny as it used to be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Boys will be boys
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The revolution will not be webcast
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Marks which will never be broken
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The Revolution will be televised
• There will never be another you
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Someday, I will be strong
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be no more stories to read
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• It will be good when I am leader
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• My RPG will be a work of art
• The television will not be revolutionized
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• The end will be a sellout
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• If it be your will
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?

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