Findings:

• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They don't touch me the same way
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• They asked me to write a letter
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Human beings will believe anything
• They love me in San Francisco
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• They call me Engineer-khan
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• They Don't Want Me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Trouble Will Find Me
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• You will not remember me at all
• They had been expecting me
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• They inspire me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• nobody will let me start a country
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• will you take me with you when you go?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• I won't ever understand me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I know they are watching me
• They want me for a focus group!
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• If No One Will Love Me
• And They Believed Me!
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• They Know Me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• feline allergies
• They Flee From Me
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They all lived happily ever after
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• My New York will die with me
• ender will save me (user)
• Me and Will
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Will I ever know?
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?

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