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by
mellamaphone
Mon Jul 02 2001 at 14:40:45
Some
trivia
about wild
sex
- that is, sex which takes place between animals in the wild, not between whip-wielding
humans
in
PVC
and dog chains:
The male
cardinal fish
opens its mouth as if
yawning
to attract
sexual partners
. Once the female's
eggs
are laid and
fertilised
the male keeps them in his mouth for a week, so by
swimming
around with his mouth open the male is advertising that he's a "
great catch
" and can hold all the eggs (
sorry about the pun
).
Male
elephant seal
s can lose up to 1000 kilograms when
fighting
with other seals for the privilege of mating with the 'best'
female
(the seal
prom queen
). The battles can continue for days with little or no resting or feeding time for the fighters.
After the
wallaby
gives birth to a
joey
she is ready to conceive just 8 hours after the joey reaches the
pouch
.
Male
wallabies are capable of making a barrier of
semen
over the female's
vagina
after sex. The barrier is impenetrable and ensures that the female will give
birth
to the joey of the first male wallaby who gets to her.
Clownfish
, like some other varieties of
ocean life
, are capable of changing from male to female and vice versa. If the
dominant
clownfish male sees an unguarded
egg
nest, he can
morph
into a female and take on the eggs as his/her own.
The "male"
seahorse
(seahorses are also capable of switching
gender
) carries fertilised seahorse eggs on its
belly
until it gives birth, making them resemble a human
pregnant woman
to some effect.
Male
dragonflies
use "
suckers
" to attach themselves to their female partner after
mating
. This ensures she can lay her eggs
safely
and no other males can
attack
or
impregnate
her during that time.
The largest
penis
in
the animal kingdom
is that of the
blue whale
, at 11 feet. The
mosquito
penis, on the other hand, is only 1/100th of an inch.
The most
arousing
time of day and year for a
male human
is the
early morning
, in
autumn
.
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Sperm
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".
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