Findings:
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- You're never around when I need you
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- When You're Evil
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- You know you're a geek when...
- Swing when you're winning
- Sing when you're winning
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- When you're home alone
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- When you're alone
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Only when you're older
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're dead, you're dead
- legally drunk
- get drunk
- Get drunk on History
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- Drunk mouse syndrome
- I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
- Drunk and refusing to stagger
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- I'm never getting drunk again
- Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- drunk and disorderly
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- drunk dialing
- Drunk Ass Bukowski
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- being drunk
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- Mothers Against Drunk Driving
- Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
- Drunk Whale
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- Drunk History
- When the shit hits the fan
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- I love it when a plan comes together
- when
- When You Come
- speak only when spoken to
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- When lovely woman stoops to folly
- When I said yes
- I look better when I am wet
- I walk around when I'm high
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- When I Die
- When having sex in Poland
- When having sex in Germany
- When having sex in ancient Rome
- When having sex in Binary
- When I have female children
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Things to remember when buying new underwear
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- When pigs fly
- i like my body when it is with your
- When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- When We Were Kings
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When am I an adult?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- when the wind is blowing just right
- When Prophecy Fails
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- What to do when your car breaks down
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When Animals Attack
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
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