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• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I was doing so well.
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What are you doing?
• What You're Doing
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• There was a customer today
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• There was a man and a woman
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• teen drinking
• The Walrus was Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It was nice working with you
• This was not my going away party
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Before you, there was me
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• We're all doing just fine
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• doing mathematics
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was Chris to him
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• A mall full of people doing the Macarena
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• wa
• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Where I Was
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• that was quick (user)
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• cost of doing business
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...

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