Findings:
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I will ask them all their dreams
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Does free will exist?
- Gibson architecture
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- Tomorrow, I'll forget where you live and I will get lost somewhere in Brooklyn
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Nobody writes poetry about financial security
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- The Will to Live
- I need your pain or I will not live
- Nobody writes poetry about science
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- You wear your breasts to their full extent
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
- institutions have lives of their own
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- A ragtag fleet, running for their lives
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- Dead links in writeups
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Things I will miss about living in Alaska
- A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
- I Will Write
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- Table of Organs and Their Relationships
- the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
- My hands have lost their memory
- Brides on their Trial
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- relentlessly mock and deride their institutional legitimacy
- Will Oldham
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- A Boy's Will
- I will stare into this box
- Flax seeds will save your life
- Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- We will fight and I will win
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
- Quiet, the dark will hear
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- The consumers of tomorrow will resemble the soldiers of yesterday
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
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- I feel their presence
- Off with their heads!
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- Will nanotech destroy science fiction?
- Will Shortz
- Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- Talk about anything in the context of anything else
- You will get yours
- You will lose everything you love making your point
- And in time all this will pass
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- I Will Follow
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Maury Wills
- Kurt Vonnegut on Free Will
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
- $50 will save your life
- You know our love will not fade away
- Will Smith IX (user)
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- Everything will be alright
- We will unmake the world with a whisper, with a scream
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Stars In Their Eyes
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- How to give customers change
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- You, standing
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
- My Everything2 Will
- Open up my heart and I will show it
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- This Time Will Pass
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The revolution will not be webcast
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Sorrow Will Come in the End
- Monsters will save my soul
- Ethical will
- Will of God
- I will always be in the details
- lil will (user)
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- They will not be named!
- I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
- We will escape this meat
- Careless Talk Costs Lives
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Let's talk about that
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Pop Will Eat Itself
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- I will eat your soul
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- thy will
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- I will not move my army without onions!
- You Will Go to the Moon
- Time will pass. Will you?
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Will O' the Mill; The Plain and the Stars
- Will Adams
- Will White
- The next life will be better
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- nobody will let me start a country
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Danger, Will Robinson
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
- Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Viking raids
- a sea of assholes celebrating the jetsam of their own bile
- To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
- I will show you fear in a handful of dust
- I Will Survive
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Capitalism will save the environment
- Will I ever know?
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