Findings:

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
• on being hit by lightning
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• being in his orbit
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All the President's Handsaws
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• His touch, all nagging deja vu
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• You're All I Need to Get By
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• I changed by not changing at all
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Bears all his sons away;
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being licked to death by kittens
• The Wild Colonials
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Accidental death odds
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• All things being equal
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• Brexit, Pursued by a Bear (e2poll)
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Here All Alone in Silence
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• You've lost all your dreams
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Latin for All Occasions
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• all smiles and mariachi
• The innocent suffer all in due time
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• All I want for Christmas...
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• All Things Kink
• All That Is Good
• all those days are gone
• pull out all the stops
• That's All Folks
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Cover all the bases
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• The Winner Takes It All
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• All For Me Grog
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I don't remember all that much
• All That's Not Love...
• Hickory Wind
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• abandon all hope (user)
• Jesus is all I need
• To the Jews of All Countries
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• This Vehicle Stops At All RR Crossings
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• All Thing
• All the fairies have gone
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• All dressed in silence, I stared and lived the morning
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Party all the time
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All roads lead to Rome
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• The Burdens Of All
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War
• Fuck them all but the six
• All About Nothing
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Plan All the Way to the End
• All the King's Men
• Finishing up your MAME cabinet
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• She threw out all my letters
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• I knew it all along...
• Against All Authority
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• All ye Joyful
• Church of All Worlds
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• The Clairvoyancy of the Pursued
• Goodbye to All That
• All Things Must Pass
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Bring It All Back
• All About My Mother
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away shirt
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks

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