Findings:
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- Faster than a speeding bullet
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- Hot water freezes faster than cold water
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- Beam travels faster than speed of light
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- What is faster than the speed of light?
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Faster than light
- Theory of Relativity for Dummies
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
- Why faster than light implies back in time
- Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- FTL: Faster Than Light
- Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Treatment of corporations
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Running an information technology department is harder than you think
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm not what you think
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm flier than a seagull
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- They think I'm a god
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- The beer is stronger than you think
- My cats think I'm a God
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Everything is more complicated than you think
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- go faster stripes
- Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
- Faster Pussycat
- Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- higher, faster, louder!
- Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
- Faster guitar playing
- Going faster and faster and faster in the 21st Century: An Analyst Essay Contest
- Right turns mean faster driving
- How to run faster
- What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- the sound of someone typing
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- the words I'm after
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm falling in love with you
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
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