Findings:
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- My hands have lost their memory
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- so expendable in their memory
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- institutions have lives of their own
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Madmen have a world all their own
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- Know your pets
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- So we drank their blood...
- Animals which resemble their owners
- Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- A reason to drink
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- We have become superfluous
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Dog breed categories
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Keep the mutation small, and give it a chance to become effectively contagious.
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
- pwning an owner of a dangerous dog
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- house training a dog if you're blind
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- They did so because they believed they could.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Dog breeds
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- i've worked very hard to become so
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- You'd think a cookie killed his dog
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- What to do if a small dog attacks you
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- because I am only half of what you need
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- because I have given up any care
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- I have become furniture in your life
- I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
- Are we then to become Cannibals for that reason?
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- spoiled brat
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- I have become redundant
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- a small brown dog (user)
- Dogs that have owned me
- my religion doesn't have a name
- She doesn't need you, she wants you.
- Basics of training dogs and horses
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Truth doesn't need to shout
- She doesn't need me anymore
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