Findings:
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I Bended unto Me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- fuck me with a chainsaw
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Fuck me boots
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- who me (user)
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- bowl me over
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- I wish you would talk to me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You have no power over me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Fuck me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- let me know who you are now.
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Someone to Watch over Me
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- I'm Just Me (user)
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- She Fucks Me
- Just Let Me Breathe
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Just call me fluffy
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- fuck me and marry me young
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- May those who are born after me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- fuck you pay me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- She just looks at me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Fuck me harder
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- it's just me (user)
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- just hold me, and let me weep
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Smile at guys, for me
- People just expect things from me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- That would be me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- What in the world has come over me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- she, he, and me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- No Weed for Me
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Meš Suš ķ Eyrum Viš Spilum Endalaust
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Lie to Me
- Read Me (collaboration)
- funny fat guy who dies
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- Pardon me
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Follow Me 'Ome
- given to me in pieces
- I wouldn't date me
- Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
- Bangor, Maine
- You'll Find Me
- Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- What RU-486 means to me
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Windows ME: The Virus Addition
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- A conversation between me and god
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- the me (user)
- If you told me this never happened
- Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
- It could have been me
- me 3:16 (user)
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
- Singing softly to me
- ignore me (document)
- Sock it to me
- Bring Me to Life
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- You know you want me, baby!
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