Findings:
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Best smoke I've ever had
- everyday without you is the new best day of my life
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Ski piss
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- The best teacher I ever had
- The best thing ever
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- the best things in life are free
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- the best Christmas present ever
- The Best Day of my Life
- What is best in life?
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- The bravest man I've ever known
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Life... The Best Game In Town
- The best line I ever used
- I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
- the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Parking warning
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The Best Years of Your Life
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- I've been smoking ever since
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Best Week Ever
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- The best comeback ever
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- I've Seen It All
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- I've Seen Your Picture
- I've Seen Everything
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- Best Death Ever
- the best damned story ever written
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- best users (usergroup)
- Best Buy
- best
- Best Of, Volume 1
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- Best of the Best
- Best way to a man's heart
- best boy
- Man's best friend
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- best interest
- Falling in love with your best friend
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- What Germans do best
- Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
- Some of my best friends are
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- I Seen Footage
- Best Time
- The best thing since sliced bread
- How to find your new best friend
- best buddies
- My best friend, Josh
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- best friends
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- My best dead friend
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
- The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
- Canada's newest and best referendum idea
- The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
- How do we find the very best clock?
- within this robot, your best poetry
- America's Best Comics
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- Best in Show
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- Brainy people make the best friends
- The last (and best) day of high school
- The 70's Are Best Forgotten
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- The Best and the Brightest
- Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
- Best Western
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Moms make the best lunches
- The best women's room in the Boston area
- Hunger is the best spice
- Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
- Best of Breed
- My gay best friend
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- The Best Scones
- The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
- best man's speech
- best man
- Baltimore has the best storms
- Best college admission essays
- Best friends, for awhile
- The Best of James
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
- The best conversations take place in bed
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