Findings:
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Can things really change?
- It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
- Nodes with really long titles
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Interstates which are not really interstates
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Really Long Words
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- University students can be really stupid
- To really mess things up takes a machine
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- I had a really good time tonight
- You can never really escape the fire
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Fuck it or kill it
- We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- Only You Can Save Mankind
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Fucked up Facts from History
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Fucked Up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Only We Can Prevent Forests
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- Can I wake you up?
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- You Fucked Up!
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Ken Lay
- Fucked up ways to die
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- I can only speak for myself
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- A Machine that can only Dream of You
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Squash can kill you
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Invest only money you can afford to lose.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- only the named can be destroyed
- I can only love a world with empty pockets
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- fuck up
- People have fucked up before
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- fucked up criteria (user)
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- Smoking can kill you
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Only perl can parse Perl
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- You can only play the cards you've been dealt
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Only perfection can break your heart
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- I will kill you if I can
- if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Only Nixon can go to China
- I can only save the world on Tuesdays
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How long can you hold your breath?
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- I can quit any time I want
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
- as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- These are the only hands I can give
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
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