Findings:
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- he was a punk poet himself
- There was no one waiting for me...
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- One Night I Think
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- I married him because he was not mean
- All he left her was alone
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- and he thinks he (user)
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- At Last - Scene One
- One last desperate hope
- Last one in is a rotten egg!
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- No one actually cares.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He was found
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- That's Just How He Was
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- One last thing before I go
- One last concert in a ruined city
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- I remember, there was one
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- One hour there was sunlight
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- Think not of it, sweet one, so
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- Music was better in the old days
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- I was one of those girls
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- At least he was gentle
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- some say he was never here at all
- He Was Only Joking
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- making certain he was touching her
- one last look at you
- Last year was always better
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- One Last Time
- One Last Shot
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- One last smoke
- The last one home
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- More than he was willing to give
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- One Last Wish
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- Trompe
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- He and she are one
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
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