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If you're
work
ing on the
line
in the packaging section of a
factory
, this is one of the
best
job
s you can have. You take all the
reject
s,
fix
them and put them back on the conveyor belt.
Within
day
s you'll be able to determine the
problem
just by the
box
's feel in your
hand
. After a couple
week
s, you'll be able to tell just by the
sound
it makes when it's kicked off the line.
When you hear the
kick
, you'll
amen
d the problem quickly, re
seal
the box with your trusty
glue
gun
and put it back on the line. And then, your work finished for the
moment
, you'll
return
to
staring
at a particularly
entrancing
portion of the
machine
until you hear it kick again.
Sometimes there're
krazy
-
ass
mutation
s that you can't rework. There's nothing like the
gore
of a completely
crushed
,
smashed
and
mangle
d
product
to
bright
en your day.
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chaos
On finding a wife
pearling
Crushed
Whitby
Job
reject
machine
line
work
factory
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