Findings:

• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please Kill Me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Someone please kill me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• It kills me to watch them go
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• kill me now (user)
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Please don't feed the troll
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't tell me everything
• Dont come near me (user)
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• please don't go
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Please Don't Destroy
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• They Don't Want Me
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't tell me about her
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Please don't send your resume
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't @ me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• don't blame me for your anger
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me...
• how my computer nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Don't call me white
• She kills me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• kill me (user)
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't tread on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't let me die nervous
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't Say You Love Me
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't leave me alone
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't send me roses
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• the way you don't look at me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Don't Pass Me By
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• don't kill your clients
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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