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Perverts Welcome.

(WSM) 28 yr old dominatrix, into piercings in odd places, bondage, sadomasochism, dropping your purity test score, and doing everything while huffing butane, looking for a good man. No weirdos, please.

Thinking human seeks same. Must know how to breathe and the importance thereof. Gender unimportant. No hatred, please. Likes stuff a major plus. Relocation possible.