Findings:
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- the only person in the room
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
- rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
- i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- it would be hilarious if only
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- I don't need to be loved by you
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- There can be only one
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- How Should A Person Be?
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- only the named can be destroyed
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
- Eating only rice to get by
- A World Lit Only By Fire
- The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- only then will we be safe from each other
- How to be a Better Person
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- In which I attempt more puns
- Be
- Information wants to be free
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- Free to Be, You and Me
- to be
- The revolution will not be televised
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Never be the first to let go
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- good reasons to be content
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Justice of the Peace (Qualified)
- To God Be the Glory
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- the powers that be
- To be at loggerheads
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Will I be given that chance?
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- How to be anonymous
- Never be without remembrance of Him
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