Findings:
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Much like what music wants to be
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Getting what you want from tech support
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- You, standing
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- How to be a good evil villain
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- Information wants to be free
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- So you want to be a waitress
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I am blind when I want to be
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be a good customer
- So you want to be evil
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to be telekinetic
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- I just want to be friends
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- No threat should be taken lightly
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Information wants to be deleted
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- I want to be a muse
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I want to be caught
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- There will be no more stories to read
- The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a backstabber
- how to be a friend
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- What I want to be when I grow up
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- I want to be a cog
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- How to be a troll
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- What the American people want politics to be
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- How to be a terrible customer
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- We hold these truths to be self-evident
- I want to be the air around you.
- My life may no longer be my own
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How to Be Alone
- How to be invisible
- How to be a street musician
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Truth be told
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Music need not be popular to be good
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- How to be an asshole
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Automobile tire pressure
- This poem can be put off no longer
- I don't want to be alone
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Want to be a werewolf
- How to be anonymous
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Be cool in college
- So you want to be a DJ?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Goops and How to be Them
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Want to be a lawyer?
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- So you want to be a star?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I Want to Be Inside You
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- All I ever wanted to be
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- No one can be totally logical
- How To Be Good
- On the comet there will be much pie
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
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