Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "naked smurfs who tried to kill each other on the run from cylindrical aliens that shot pink rays that made them disappear, it must have been British."

• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Know your pets
• I have just been shot
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I may or may not have been naked
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• For my last trick, I made her disappear
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• He's been places they have not.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Into each life some rain must fall
• Hurting Each Other
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Why dogs sniff each other's tails
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• This is how fat women should treat each other
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• The path we have been walking
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Alien from L.A.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• A word from anyone's alien
• I could have been Canadian
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
• We owe each other the world
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• In each other alone
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The way things have always been done
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• How long have you been in love with her?
• you have never been safe
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Disappeared From the Internet (category)
• Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
• Letters from British Columbia
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
• Mean tricks little kids play on each other
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• They Love Each Other
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Two stick figures leaning towards each other, heads touching
• We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• be good to each other
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• Kiss Each Other Clean
• how we treat each other
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• i have been burning for so long
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• And All That Could Have Been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Live Nude Aliens and Other Stories
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Names have been changed
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have you been a dad today?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Nuggets II: Original Artyfacts From The British Empire & Beyond
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal

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