malarky

malarkey	I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?	How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?	I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.	Anal Pleasure and Health	Project Faustus	A is A
How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?	good reasons to avoid decapitation	Two truths and a lie	shenanigans
Fo shizzle, my nizzle	Hatt-Baby	The Youngbloods	Using carrot seeds as birth control
Good reasons not to wear make-up	I keep her in my pocket	Contempt of court	Free Geek
How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer	I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane	SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!	A-side

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