Examples:

• "I couldn't have taken that candy bar because I was walking home from France where I went to pick up my homework that got taken by a polar bear when I was walking to school which is why I was tardy too."
• "Yes, I did invent the atomic bomb in my basement with two pieces of bubble gum and a collection of dirty twigs."
• "I don't want to have sex with you. I just want to sleep together."