Findings:
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- They knew what our pain would be.
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
- That would be me
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Half-sour pickle
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Life without music would be a mistake
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- A book that would feed our chats
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- That I Would Be Good
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- it would be hilarious if only
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Where would America be without Canada?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Just to see what it would be like
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- The best kind of bartender
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- You mean the me that you would be
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- And this is our life...I would not change it.
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- the world will be remade in our image
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Be our drone
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- AI should be our top priority.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- A whimper would be fine
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Mind without body
- I never thought it would be like this
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Let us be our own pornographers
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- That Would Be Enough
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If you would be so kind
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If you would be seated
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- eternity would be boring
- if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure
- Adventure Thru Inner Space
- The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
- Droids: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Adventures in a TV Nation
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 1
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 2
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 3
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 4
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 5
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 6
- Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
- Illusions: Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah
- The Adventure Game
- Adventures of the Mini Goddesses
- The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
- Castle Adventure
- Tony Millionaire's The Adventures of Sock Monkey
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- dr's Hospital Adventure : showering with three women at the same time
- Dr's Hospital Adventure
- Tiny Toon Adventures
- The Adventures of Pete and Pete
- Dairy Farm Adventures
- The Poseidon Adventure
- Adventure complete
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