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impractical jokes
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by
qousqous
Sun Nov 19 2000 at 9:01:46
An
impractical joke
is a
practical joke
that is, well,
impractical
, not
easy
, would have
severe
consequences
, or generally a
prank
you'd like to
perform
but
can't
. These may include, but are not necessarily limited to, the following:
Putting mass quantities of
LSD
in the
Washington, DC
water supply (or,
alternatively
,
in the soup
)
Stealing
someone's
steering wheel
Dyeing
your town's river
green
Putting a
kick me
sticker on the
President
's back
Changing the
gravitational constant
so your
roommate
falls
when he/she gets out of
bed
in the morning
Unleashing
millions
of
flying cats
upon your
city
Teleporting
in and out of
convenience
stores to
upset
and
confuse
the
clerks
The list goes on. You get the point.
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chaos
The practical use of Pig Latin
What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
Pranks and practical jokes
Good practical jokes
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in the soup
Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
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