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• If you can't beat them, join them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• By their fruits you shall know them
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I couldn't see them through all the corn
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• "Them"
• Let them have Festivas
• Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• gazing back upon your newly sprouted wings, as you begin to sense a use for them
• without really seeing them and
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• Let them eat cake
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• view them both
• pray do not molest them
• How to use chopsticks
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Watching them together
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• DOS filenames with spaces in them
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Bless them hagafens!
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• The lives within them
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I call them "Wraps"
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• chop saw
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• How do ya like them apples?
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Teach Them to Fish
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• them
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• .them
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Stretching your legs to prepare them for the lotus position
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Them Crooked Vultures
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Zulus, thousands of them!
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• We surround them
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Let them know
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• THE FISH INVITE THEM IN
• Us and Them
• Them's Good Eatin'
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Us vs. Them
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• The world has conquered them
• One Node to Rule Them All
• People with programming languages named after them
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Them Hors D'Oeuvres
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• if you slide them together, like this
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• silence them by numbers
• I eat them by the handful
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• For them the sky spreads
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Them Lunch Toters
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Send them to the next dimension
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Them!
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• It kills me to watch them go
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Never let them see you bleed
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Why do reindeer cross the road before a car passes them?
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• T.H.E.M.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Them Bones
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• we can take them
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• Fuck them all but the six
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• My aunt doesn't like them

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