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• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• some day we will all be gone
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• What life after death will really be like
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• the world will be remade in our image
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• The end will be a sellout
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Look siad me Be like me
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The Day the World was about to End
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• node that will be my legacy
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• all the cute guys will be there
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• On the comet there will be much pie
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Marks which will never be broken
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Answering Questions About Your Employment at the Copa Cabana
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A Question about Emotions
• Will I be given that chance?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Boys will be boys
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The television will not be revolutionized
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Be a girl for a day
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Just to see what it would be like
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The revolution will not be webcast
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• This lasted for about two days
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• all day I dream about sex
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• This is a question about appearances (e2poll)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• You will be assimilated
• none of the generalizations you've ever heard about bullies will ever apply to your bully
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I never thought it would be like this
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The revolution will not be televised
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Carl Everett
• What it's like to be skinny
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What it's like to be in love
• There will be time
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Be a model or just look like one
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Mind without body
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will always be weird inside
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• What is it like to be a bat?

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