Sometimes we like to have a laugh before we eat and drink. If you're in the right company for it, here are some humorous toasts.
A
boy may
kiss his
girl goodbye,
The sun may
kiss a butterfly,
The wine may kiss the
crystal glass,
And you my friend, may
kiss my ass.
Here's to our
girlfriends and here's to our
sweethearts, may the two never meet!
May those that love us love us,
And those that don't love us,
May
God turn their
hearts,
But if he doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their
heels,
So we'll know them by their
limping.
At the
Burns Nights I've been to it's customary for the men to put one foot on their chairs and the other on the table and toast "To the
lassies".
This is particularly funny in a room full of tipsy old Scots.