Findings:
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- He taught me how to smoke
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- How many beans make five?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- he calls me monster
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Jesus He Knows Me
- she, he, and me
- My first comet
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How Daniel explained it to me
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- he calls me girly (user)
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- How Do You Want Me?
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- I know how many there are.
- How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
- He made a way to his anger
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How many primes are there?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How many grooves are on a record?
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many elephants
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- She says kill. I say how many.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How many infinities are there?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He Hate Me
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- He that is not with me is against me.
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- The day he gave me a lift
- he that is not with me is against me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- It's just the way that he walks
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- He called me Sarah once
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- That's Just How He Was
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- how Wiener found his way home
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How might a star taste?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- how many children are bedwetters
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How television car chases influenced me
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- He brings me books like flowers
- How many keys on a piano?
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
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