Findings:
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- He just left his body
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- God does all things to magnify His glory
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- How Man creates his Gods
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- He weaves his words
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- A man's got to know his limitations
- Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- Edgar A. Poe's life is reflected in his works.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- A man's home is his castle
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Bears all his sons away;
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Mick Foley winning his first WWF Championship
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- His touch, all nagging deja vu
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- Kissing a man all over his face
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- A man and his own face
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- The man of his times
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- What life after death will really be like
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- The next life will be better
- The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He made a way to his anger
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- The Man and His Wife
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Forgetting his life away
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Blind man tying his shoes
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- The Pig and His Way of Life
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- All will be well again in time
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- the weight of his life
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- some day we will all be gone
- Then the father hen will call his chickens home
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- And in time all this will pass
- all the cute guys will be there
- Will I be given that chance?
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- The television will not be revolutionized
- Carl Everett
- There will be time
- Be a man
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- the world will be remade in our image
- You will be assimilated
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Never be the first to let go
- Even the dead will not be safe
- node that will be my legacy
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Boys will be boys
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Will I cease to be
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
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