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• Why have there been no great women artists?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• Movies that should have been books first
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I shoulda been there
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• We have had enough of your beige
• I know I have been dreaming
• Have you been a dad today?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• been there, done that
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• You have been the daylight shining
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I had been hungry all the years
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• if you have had your midnights
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• They had been expecting me
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you had to be there
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Questions I have had today
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• i had a dream about the future
• You had better...!!!
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Have a nice day
• Sally guests I have known
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I don't have a television set
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• I have spent all night paging you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I want to have known
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There is no happy ending
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• Hm... that's strange. There's nothing there!
• There will be time
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Were there a god!
• and there was this girl
• There is perhaps a sky; that part is unclear
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• Are You Out There?
• The "Why is there not a node for the nodermeet on 12.6.03 in London" node
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Hello in there
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my Boiled Human Finger soup.
• Here and there in the darkening green
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Been
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• Best smoke I've ever had
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had

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