Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "forgive me for sounding like a teenager, but they're usually on to something, wether or not they are aware"

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• The truth, or something like it
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• serendipity, or something like it
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Life, or something like it
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• They are all pretty but fading.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• But I Like You
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• please forgive me (user)
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• War is hell but men like it
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Hot pursuit
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• like you're blind but still can see
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• they carry but they do not understand
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Nobody for me but you
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• But what are they really thinking?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth

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