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• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
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• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
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• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
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• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
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• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
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• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
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• I didn't want to know that
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• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• What the world wants to know about newts
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
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• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Everything I know about Writing
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I know you are, but what am I?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• all day I dream about sex
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• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
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• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• a story about the electrostatic force
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• But What About the Property Damage?
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• We're one, but we're not the same
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
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• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
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• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• In case you were wondering about cramps
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• 10 common myths about sex offenders
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• Things you should know about King James
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
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• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• Writing about sex
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Things techies should know about brand names
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• General sexuality newsgroup
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• I know something about love
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• I know what is about to come
• A story about a person I do not know
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Kirby G6
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• Rape Is About Sex
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• I want to learn more about Islam
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I want to hear about his day in person
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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