Findings:

• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Somehow Love Discovered Me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• her arms around me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Drugs Or Me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• give me the truth or nothing
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• All around me
• It's Me or the Dog
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Somehow, the cats are still around
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• me or the gun
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• You're not from around here, are you?
• fool around
• I walk around when I'm high
• sleeping around
• Running around that thing with all the stuff everywhere
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• Around the World in 80 Days
• Boot the gong around
• Fart around
• Get around
• Sending cash through the mail
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• Louse around
• kluge around
• wound around the axle
• wrap around
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• The Kingdom by the Sea : A Journey Around the Coast of Great Britain
• wrap your tongues around truth
• All Around the Mulberry Bush
• the double edged comfort of knowing your way around
• Standing around scowling
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ring around the Rosie
• Standing around with your teeth in your mouth
• Ring Around the Roses
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• You're never around when I need you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• The Ring of Brightest Angels Around Heaven
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• How babies get around
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• prancing around nude
• Green Around the Gills
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Shop Around the Corner
• Alligators All Around
• Shop Around
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Around an empty grave
• Getting nervous around girls
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
• Rings Around The World
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Reel Around The Fountain
• I want to be the air around you.
• He called around 5:30
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• Secret places around Georgia Tech
• gonna walk around (user)
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around
• Race Around the World
• Abort Once Around
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• The sky lay around you
• Waiting Around Saturday
• The old hands you’ve baked around hers
• Violent Scenes Around Filling Stations
• Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• Lame blue poems around one hedgehog
• Russell Crowe: Fightin' Around the World
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Sex Around the World
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
• My adulterous thoughts, they fly around the world.
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Strange similarites of words around the world
• A great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
• Cooking Conversion Table
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• you can put your arms around a memory
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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