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Sat Jun 24 2000 at 1:29:31
End-users are the customers (
external
or
in-house
) of an
application
or
technical
service
.
Those who are
naughty
or draw the short straw are forced to communicate with end-users all day long via pointless phone calls and
milestone
meetings. The person put in this position can also be reffered to as 'the
sacrifice
' among their peers.
End-users can also be a punishment instilled upon someone who has not met the
corporate
norm
. End-users are particularly adept at trapping their
prey
in
cubicle
s, sealing off the exit with
regurgitate
d memos, and devouring their prey.
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Sat Jun 24 2000 at 1:53:32
End Users
have only one
bane
. Extrordinarily long
Queue Times
. Generally, the longer a group of
techs
takes to fix whatever problems they currently are dealing with, the more the queue will thin out, as the wily but impatient end-user sulks off to pester
AOL
or some-such. One proposed suggestion (proposed by me, that is) is a
CallCenter Orbital Laser
.
What is your current location,
Latitude
and
Longitude
first please?
1'12'13 by 3'53'23. Why do you *KAZAP*
Sir? Hello? Hello? If there is no response I will have to terminate this call....
Thank you for calling
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