dynamite

Actual Example Bummers:
("ripped from the headlines" as it were)

• "Don't you hate having an itch down your back, and when you reach to scratch it the teacher thinks you're raising your hand so she calls on you!" — Kim Buckman, New Orleans, LA
• "Don't you hate it when your dog gets to stay up late and watch TV when you have to go to bed!"

Other sections of note:

• a comic section about a brother and sister who could touch rings and do superpowers. I think they could make themselves weigh next-to-nothing and control the wind — which allowed them semi-controlled flight. I know, it sounds very Wonder Twins-esqe but it was cool. I want to think they were called the "Dynamic Duo" but somehow I'm thinking that woulda been taken by Batman and Robin
• a comic about a little ghoul guy (who looked like "The Count" from Sesame Street) named "Doctor Macabre" or "Count Morbida"

Dy"na*mite (?), n. [Gr. power. See Dynamic.] Chem.

An explosive substance consisting of nitroglycerin absorbed by some inert, porous solid, as infusorial earth, sawdust, etc. It is safer than nitroglycerin, being less liable to explosion from moderate shocks, or from spontaneous decomposition.

© Webster 1913.