Findings:
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- You, standing
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- That phone call you don't want to make
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- you don't want to know
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
- I don't always want you to be nice
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't shit where you eat
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- They Don't Want Me
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I don't want to get over you
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't want to be successful
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Let them eat cake
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't eat the brown acid
- I have a punklin and you don't
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
- One thing you don't want is a thaw
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- Don't Eat The Neighbours
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't want a calculator
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- You don't have any real problems
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I don't want to risk our friendship.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Why I Don't Want Children
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Baptist jokes
- I don't want to die
- Rice or Potato Flour Sponge Cake
- I don't want children
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- I don't have a television set
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- I don't want to go home
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't want to see her
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- A reason to drink
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Cats don't have brakes
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't want to be alone
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- So you don't have to
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You don't have to remember my name
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Things people don't want to hear
- Eat it, don't read it
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
- I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- We don't want this place. This is not us.
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- I don't want a label
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Stoned music memories
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Cake or Death
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