Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You will be assimilated
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The revolution will not be televised
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I will always be weird inside
• Exes can be good things
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• University students can be really stupid
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Knowledge can never be certain
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There will never be another you
• The next life will be better
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• node that will be my legacy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Can we still be friends?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• There will be time
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• There can be only one
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• The end will be a sellout
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Marks which will never be broken
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Valour can be brown
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will be in my trailer!
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• We Can Be Together
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• We can be heroes
• The Revolution will be televised
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• What can be better than that?
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Any song can be a love song
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Carl Everett
• Boys will be boys
• What life after death will really be like
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Children can be cruel
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Will I be given that chance?
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• murder can be fun
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Who Will Be There
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• all the cute guys will be there
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one can be totally logical
• It can be cold in the dark
• TV can be a good thing
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Even the dead will not be safe

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