You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.

Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been	The No More Ex-Sex Manifesto	The flame to end all flames	Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check	Barnacle	French Bread

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