Findings:
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- I'm going to be a Dad
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- The voice that said yes was mine.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Dad (user)
- Calvin's dad
- customer : good dad
- Dad
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
- Dad's Army
- Psycho Dad
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- double dad
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Essence of Dad
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- My dad made a pop culture reference!
- Becoming a Dad
- camping with dad
- Dad at the beach
- My Two Dads
- Ghost Dad
- my dad is two people
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- Potential dad licks my eyeball
- Gun Nut Dad
- Richard Dadd
- Dad's "Joke"
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- deadbeat dad
- My dad is proof of Reincarnation
- D-A-D
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- Dad's Root Beer
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- scots single dad (user)
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- ya dad (user)
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- My Dad in the Desert
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Have you been a dad today?
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- Spending Dad's Inheritance
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- My dad died
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- dad joke
- Deliberate
- Deliberate anachronism
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
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