Findings:

• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• There Will Be Blood
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The revolution will not be televised
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I will be light
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• There will be time
• The next life will be better
• I will be in my trailer!
• Marks which will never be broken
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• there will be a last
• It will never be just you
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• You never think it will be the ducks
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I will always be weird inside
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If it be your will
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Everything will be alright
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• This love will be your downfall.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It will be good when I am leader
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• They will not be named!
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I will be silent as I wait
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The end will be a sellout
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• node that will be my legacy
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Be Quiet and Drive (Far away)
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There will be no more stories to read
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I will always be in the details
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong

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