Findings:
- The "Which would you rather do?" Game
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Mind without body
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
- If you would be so kind
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- it would be hilarious if only
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- eternity would be boring
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- I never thought it would be like this
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- To be or not to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- That Would Be Enough
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- You mean the me that you would be
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- That would be me
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- rather be in Philadelphia
- A whimper would be fine
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- The Ten Commandments revised
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If you would be seated
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- The best kind of bartender
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- lost, or trying to be
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- That I Would Be Good
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Just to see what it would be like
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- I must die or be better
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Be there or be square
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Or at least it used to be
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- No place I'd rather be
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Be a model or just look like one
- Animals which may be immortal
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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