Findings:

• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I was sure it was her
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• There was a rose that faded young
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was Then, This is Now
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• I was searching glass
• That Was The Week That Was
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• God was created in man's image
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Lando was supposed to die
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• What was the question?
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why Socrates was really executed
• What was left after the party
• Jesus was a black man
• if music were a woman
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• Jesus was Mexican
• Dumb laws
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• I was very, very drunk
• I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
• What if the world were flat?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was looking for you
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a young lady of Riga
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was into them after they were hip
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Concrete, Washington
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I was promised flying cars
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• being a kid was great
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Leather-bound organizer
• I once was a clueless young noder
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• It was more than perfect understanding
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Now it was personal
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• How was the Bible canonized?
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• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Was I born to play?
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• She was locked in time
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Na of Wa
• Her name was Natalie
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• It was not a dream
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• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Kilroy was here
• The Walrus was Paul
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• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• That was a joke, son.
• Man was created in God's image
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• When I was your age
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced

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