Findings:
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- I want to live a life free of regrets
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- the real me
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Let me dream if I want to
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The life train left without me
- Life is not as courteous as writers of fiction
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Real Me
- The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Never Let Me Go
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- When you want me and how you want me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- save and restore function in real life
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- Dan in Real Life
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- Ten Moments in the Life of the Writer
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- I Want You to Want Me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- In Real Life
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- She only wants me for sex
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Never Let Me Down Again
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Kiss me once and never again
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- How Do You Want Me?
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Why you never cease to captivate me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- video games never made me violent
- When you met me, when I met you
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Everything vs. Real Life
- Skim this life but never live
- The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- "Real life": absurd liberal myth
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Real Life
- If you told me this never happened
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Life in the absence of a writer
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- u'll never know me (user)
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- You know you want me, baby!
- you never sent me the manuscript
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Bob wants me to let my imagination
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- Real Life Phaser
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- real life raygun
- real life test
- If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- Bring Me to Life
- Life is an ocean. We wanted to swim.
- true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
- You Bring Life to Me
- Real Life Dilbert
- O Me! O Life!
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- Real life trolling
- E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Real life applications of mathematics
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I wanted you to want me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I want your hands on me
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- I want you inside me
- February wants me dead
- They Don't Want Me
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- You say you want to help me
- There is no real me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- They want me for a focus group!
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- What do you want in life, Hal?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Wake me up if you still want me
- MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
- I've Never Been to Me
- What I want from life
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I'm not this cool in real life
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