Findings:
- There are a million girls like me out there
- OBAFGKM
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Dead Like Me
- What It Feels Like for a Girl
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- unfinished (like me)
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Look siad me Be like me
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Republican Like Me
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- Broken like me
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- not like the other girls
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- I like you; do you like me?
- Walk Like Me
- treat me like a woman
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- You're like a brother to me
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- He brings me books like flowers
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- treat me like your sex doll
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
- Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- why girls like assholes
- Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- war is like a girl
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- You like me, you really like me!
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Giving a mixtape to a girl like you
- Black Like Me
- A Doll Like Me
- My Company Likes Me
- Do you like me?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Bleed Like Me
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Loves me like a bottle
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Women only like me for my mind
- like you love me
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Throws like a girl
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- Creeps Like Me
- want me like time
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Zartan the Enemy
- Enemies List
- Fort RimRod Goes to the Enemy
- Trees: Society's Silent Enemy!
- The natural man is an enemy to God
- The enemy's gate is down
- Making friends with your enemies
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- The Enemy
- O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous
- An Enemy of the People, Dramatis Personae
- An Enemy of the People, act I.1
- An Enemy of the People, act I.2
- An Enemy of the People, act I.3
- An Enemy of the People, act I.4
- An enemy is one who reacts
- The Enemy Below
- A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy
- From the Earth to the Moon: 10: One Enemy v. Twenty-Five Millions of Friends
- No plans survive first contact with the enemy
- What benefits the enemy, harms you, and what benefits you, harms the enemy
- FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
- No Mutant Enemy (user)
- An Unseen Enemy
- external enemy
- BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! BACON!
- The Captain and the Enemy
- Enemies of Reason
- I long to slash and slay the enemy and become a hero
- Arch Enemy
- Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
- strangers, enemies, Friends
- our forgotten enemies, unfrozen from the glaciers
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