Findings:
- Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- I never thought it would be like this
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- the little friendship that never was
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- This will never happen
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- Two Thousand Maniacs!
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- a ship's construct would never understand
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- When I was ten years old
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- I was never broken
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- A day, a thousand years, a thousand generations.
- What if it never happened?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- i'll meet you in another world, and hold you for a thousand years
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- This essay was due a year ago
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- two positives never make a negative
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- some say he was never here at all
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Two Thousand Words
- to be obscure in a thousand years
- Two Thousand
- Nimbus Two Thousand and One
- Thousand Year Old Vampire
- I wish I was a half of a two
- a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
- Accidents Never Happen
- Two Years Before the Masters
- a breath that lasts a thousand years
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- That Was The Year That Was
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If you told me this never happened
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Last year was always better
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- I never thought I would node this
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- World War II never happened
- A thousand stories never told
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
- Thousand year eggs
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- One Thousand Years of Darkness
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
- one, two, sixty thousand
- a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Nimbus Two Thousand
- A Woman Who Never Was
- I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- All you ever did was let it happen
- the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
- Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
- Two Years Before the Mast
- yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
- Covid after two years
- The day I was showering with two black men
- Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Video, or it never happened.
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Something was about to happen.
- As It Happens
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- No evil can happen
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