1. Realize it's just
pieces of paper and buy a
gift for someone else
for no good reason.
2. Dip pretzels in
chocolate frosting.
3. Play
fetch with my
cat.
4. Make food for my co-workers because they're always so gosh darn
appreciative.
5. Take a
hot bath with a good book.
6.
Regress. That's why I have
Play-Doh and
Legos. And
crayons.
7. Practice escapism with a good
kung-fu movie.
Pretend like I could do that stuff, too.
8. Actually
reveal to friends that I have had a shitty day. Be surprised at the support I receive.
9. Realize it's just
pieces of paper and go buy something for myself.
10.
Get over it. Go to
bed. Check my
horoscope before coming out from under the covers tomorrow. Just to be safe.
I'll tell you how #5 was in about an hour.