Findings:
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- the only comfort we could ever have
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- You stole what they would have given you
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- n to the n is greater than n factorial squared
- in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- People want what they cannot have
- Something that may have changed my life...
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- They Have a Word for It
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- Have you ever thought
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- What in the world has come over me
- Smallest number greater than 0
- Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
- everyone has some burden they carry
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I may or may not have been naked
- They have taken enough
- They all lived happily ever after
- AES may have been broken
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Now more than ever
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How could you ever have enough?
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Mystery is a greater aphrodisiac than beauty
- Teaching kids greater and less than
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Man is greater than "god"
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- much later, probably one whole minute has passed
- art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
- Has the world gone completely mad?
- greater than
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- They must have faces
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Long Haired Preachers
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Longest science fiction story ever
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Have you ever made a just man?
- The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- Scipio Africanus: Greater Than Napoleon
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Life has more twists than a rope
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Science Has No Morals
- The world has fallen in love with a dream.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Science Fiction has a Timescale Problem
- The world has conquered them
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I have seen the elephant
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
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