Findings:
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There Was No Leak
- Once there was a way...
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- No shit, there I was
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There was once a Man
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There was a time before
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I was there
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I was born this way
- This was the way bodies were meant to behave
- There was a young lady of Riga
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- I remember, there was one
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- This was not my going away party
- There Was A Friend
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- There was always the blue of you
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
- There are no sleep in can
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- tonari no shibafu wa aoi
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The Bed Was Not My Own
- My way of showing love was consumption
- There was a time when I was a better person
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- What the hell was she thinking?
- Was it ever there?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- Before you, there was me
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- There was a baby in China
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
- It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
- Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- There was an old lady
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- There was a rose that faded young
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
- and there was this girl
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- Where's the kaboom?
- Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- There was a cold day
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- One hour there was sunlight
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- There was a man and a woman
- Was There a Time
- A knock there was upon the door
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- There Once Was a Farmer
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- There once was a girl named Irene
- There was a little girl
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
- It was the way your
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- I was going to marry Marty
- There Is No Art
- There's no better mirror than a child
- There is no postgame
- Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
- No one wants you the way you are
- George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
- There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- There is no normality
- There ain't no black in the Union Jack
- There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
- No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
- If there were no birds
- There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
- Conspiracy theory: Area 51
- There is no time paradox
- There is no midterm in this class
- There is no such thing as society
- no sleep
- No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- There are no male cows, moron
- There is no there there
- There's no replacement for displacement
- There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Without zazen, there is no Zen
- No Way No Way
- There is no c in Rishi
- There's no reason to leave this poem alone
- There is no you
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