Findings:
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- There is no god but God
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
- In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
- Every Which Way but Loose
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- To which side does your penis lean?
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- That which I should have done I did not do
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- No, but I'll have a beer
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- That which does not kill me...
- To which side does sir dress?
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
- There is no dream but this.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- We had no bait but our tongues
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- but are there horses?
- Art has an actual purpose
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- Does X have the Buddha nature?
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- We are the same age but years apart
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- no ideas but in things
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
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